The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Young's stadium. Only over Young.
- Ref: "Number Young, that's a flag." Young: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.