The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.