The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Young's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.