The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Young, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Young's stadium. Only over Young.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.