The Kneel-Down Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- The broadcast shows Young on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Young, that's a flag." Young: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Young's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.