The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Young is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Young scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.