The Sack Spiral Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Young on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Young's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.