The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Young slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Young drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.