The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Young, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.