The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Young's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Young drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.