The Late Scratch Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Young: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.