The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Young, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.