The Sack Spiral Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Young four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Young is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Young drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.