The Intentional Grounding Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Young will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.