The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Young takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Young's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.