The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bucky Irving
Bucky Irving · TB · RB
“Irving will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Irving's week
- Irving is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Irving finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Irving scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bucky Irving in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bucky Irving is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bucky Irving actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.