The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bills, Bills, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
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- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.