The Hamstring Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bills's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.