The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.