The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“The broadcast shows Otton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Otton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Otton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.