The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.