The Hamstring Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Otton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Otton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.