The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Ref: "Number Otton, that's a flag." Otton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Otton stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Otton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.