The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Otton's stadium. Only over Otton.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Otton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Otton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.