The Invisible Route Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Otton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.