The Snap Count Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Otton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Otton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.