The Snap Count Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Otton gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.