The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Otton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Otton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.