The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Otton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.