The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Otton stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Otton, Otton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.