The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Otton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Otton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.