The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Otton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.