The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Otton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.