The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Otton's stadium. Only over Otton.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Otton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.