The Snap Count Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- The broadcast shows Santos on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Santos kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Santos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.