The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Santos trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
79%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.