The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Santos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.