The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Santos sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Santos, Santos, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.