The Upright Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Santos trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Santos tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Santos, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.