The Snap Count Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Santos on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.