The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Santos hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Santos scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.