The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Santos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.