The Hamstring Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Santos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.