The Shank Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Santos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.