The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Santos is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.