The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Santos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.