The Hamstring Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Santos, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.