The Late Scratch Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Santos scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Santos scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.