The Snap Count Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Santos is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Santos scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Santos's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.