The Late Scratch Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Santos is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Santos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.